Axem-Ranger's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(2004) BoogieMonster]

Silly

Hahahahahaha, that was HILARIOUS!!! Really funny script Knox! Smooth animation, good voices, this is very well done. OH NO IT'S THE BOOGIEMONSTER GET AWAY FROM THERE! LOL ! Damn you have a lot of movies. Oh yeah, I here that you're a regular at "The Manhole".

[Bitey of Brackenwood]

Magical

This is absolutely brilliant.This movie is pure magic.I notice that in many of your movies, the main character has no mouth.I see a lot of people saying that this movie lacks a real story, but it seems like a small part of a larger story to me.I love things I perceive as bizarre, and this really takes the cake.Inspiring at the very least.I only have one small problem with it,what kind of a name is Bitey?

chluaid responds:

He had a few different names before I settled on Bitey which in the end, I think is quite memorable, simple and apt.

[Johnny Action!]

bleh

Short movie, big file size, that's always a real treat.Thanks a lot.Long wait for a pointless, crappy stick movie.This should be a game, it's pointless as a movie.

[Madness Apotheosis]

Not bad

Pretty cool, smooth animation and lot's of violence.It got boring near the middle though.This was well done, but the bland colors and graphics along with a lack of personality kept me from giving this a higher score.Good job though, I hope the next is even better.

[Plug-a-butt]

Could have been better.

Dude, come on....I'm really disapointed in you..this could have been so much funnier.Add some satisfied customers that smile and say "Plug-A-Butt changed my life!", add a mascot, or a smiling buisness man that magically appears in the living room.Add some funny infomercial music!As it is, this cartoon semms unfinished and unfunny due to it's blandness.Re-do it and Re-submit it as a longer and more complete version, and you'll get a much better score.

McSqueeb responds:

Yeah...maybe. I'll do it sometime but I wasn't really doing this seriously. A friend asked me to make this idea into a flash and so I spent an hour doing just that. I might make it better some day. I wanted some better music but I couldn't find any :(. Oh well.
p.S I don't care about the score of this but nice ideas lol.

[Crazy Kawaii #26]

what?

please, just stop submitting these, try thinking a little before making a cartoon from now on.Have you no shame? Before submitting anything else, Learn how to draw and how to spell.And maybe how to do voices too.

[Kingdom Come]

Pointless

This could have been a lot better, all it needs is a plot, some style, and some entertaining content.Then it would be worth watching!School project huh? I bet you got an F.What class was this for anyway?

[Tea Hypnosis]

Thumbs down

if i could have given this below zero, i would have.Since you obviously submitted this to be blammed, I won't waste my time giving you suggestions or pointing out several of the nearly infinite flaws.

[Crazy Kawaii #25]

Disgusting

What the hell is this?This is not worth watching.Put at least 2 minutes of effort into your next submission and maybe i won't puke in my soup after viewing it.What were you thinking?!

["Waterman"]

....uh...what?

I saw plenty of...uh..."jokes"...but none that were actually funny..what was up with the beginning? Some woman is yelling, oh look they're playing "Trouble", oh now they're outside...wait, what?Oh look,here comes the army of famous cartoon characters trying to fill the void left by the total absence of comedy..and no, that's not a gay oophemism. This was just an unfunny heap of cameo appearences.