Axem-Ranger's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sophie’s Diary]

Outstanding

This movie gave me quite an erection.

BaronVonBadGuy responds:

Your erection has given me quite an erection!

<3

Mike

[Prowlies at the River]

Just curious

So far the Brackenwood tales seem to be a series of short tales, but I'm curious, is a larger story going to emerge? An antagonist, a conflict?

chluaid responds:

a larger story? an antagonist? a conflict?

a few of each..

a larger story will emerge (if I can get it right). These short movies are designed to introduce the audience to various creatures of Brackenwood, and each episode should show a little more of the more major characters personality. Thanks for the review

[FF: Mixed in Balamb]

Fantastical

I love how you used the audio from Final Fantasies, the voices could have been better, but great selection of music. Very funny jokes as well, especially Ash Ketchum. This flash had everything, and then some. Very good graphics, expecially taking into account the fact that you did it all with the mouse! This will surely make a wonderful addition to the Newgrounds collection.

Exellent work!!!

Toonimated responds:

Thanks!!!! depending on the score i will continue the series.

[SDJWNWE8W32EJFW#]

you fool !

Huh?
How does this have a score of 2.10?
Cause it's terrible.

biblo responds:

You fool! How can you leave the reactor on while eating a sandwich!? It's downright silly!!

[Annoying]

hmm

rack your brain some more...that wasn't annoying,just loud...and if you really did make an annoying flash,don't you think it would get blammed? unless people like being annoyed these days...

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Your lack of judgement is atrocious.

[Smith Orders a Burger]

um

I just sat through a boring and very bad impersonation of a boring and very gay villian to hear a joke that wasn't funny.I don't want to sound like a jerk,but that just was a waste of effort...maybe instead Spiderman should try to order a burger,but instead they give him a plate of spagetti!!Now THAT would be FUNNY!!!LOL!!And Spidey would say "Dammit,now I'll have to buy a new croquet set..." ROFL!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!*snort*

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Ritalin is your friend, you sad hyper person, you.

[Draw Like A Pro]

thanks

Hey thanks,I'll try that.You need to edit the text a little,the grammar and spelling is rough and seems a bit rushed..The Buster sword's handle isn't that red,it's just reddish brown,but who cares?If you actually made a flash movie with these kind of graphics it would be on the front page for weeks!..Whatever happened to Fighter Maker?..........you know what's wierd?I can draw characters that I make up no problem,but I always mess up on characters already existing,even if I've known them for a long time,like Cloud.

KorteX responds:

Yea i can just draw sumthin by looking at it and make it perfect, i can do the same with things i make up because all i draw is people and figures. i i did kinds rush it because i wanted to get it outa the way so i could start other projects.

[HOT PISS!11]

UR SO KEWL!!!!!!11one

eh hm well uh...that was retarded!!!
I noticed Commander Amaroe in there somewhere...
but that was retarded.It was like a music video for retardation.

Mightydein responds:

You don't honestly expect to learn anything from a flash Called Hot piss?

[Little Fighter Alpha Ch.4]

hey...

It's rare to see a movie with an actual story done the right way these days...especially with sprites.There were a few grammatical errors in the great wall of China scene,to the point were the dialogue was hard to understand..nothing really happens in this one,so I'll have to watch the others to find out what's going on.I didn't think the "Beginner's Hall" music went well with the Orc internment camp setting...Well,it sounds like I'm trying to blam this movie,so I'll end this review with positive things like..Great animation,that was actually pretty boring,those guys had lame names,and what kind of a name is "little alpha fighter"?....oops...hmmm...uh Good job...or something..."Woody"?

MaxR responds:

okay u r missing liek 3 things before you can actually say those kind of things. 1st ever make a movie before. 2nd know the game Little Fighters 2 (because its based on that game, i used their original names). And finally 3rd its not called beginner's hall, its called FF7 - Barret's theme.

[Fairy Sorrow]

WOOT!!!FIFENED!!!

Wow...simpy incredible.When will fairy people learn to stay away from strange time gates?I'm afraid I didn't understand the lettering though,perhaps you could provide an explanation in author's comments unless you want me to learn how to read it.By the way,did you notice you accidently ripped off the plot for SAMURI JACK?
Just kidding,this plot has been done many times I imagine,but you put an interesting twist on it.Will you continue this series as silent?The absence of speech adds depth and meaning in my opinion.I also belief the main character's hair should be blue,or green.Anyway GREAT JOB,you deserve front page AND a PARADE!!!

Volo responds:

No, the plot is my own, i haven't seen that animation.