Axem-Ranger's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Inanimate Hour]

err....

Ideas for another episode? Here's one,don't.Try a different kind of cartoon,maybe one with some humor.And for the record,this movie wasn't as original as you inferred.sorry if this review sounds hateful.

["Stripped" - VHS]

This was cool.

SUPERB graphics and animation,this is a real work of art.I don't know much anime,but I recognized Lain,Lady Subaru,Mimiru, and of course HaruHara Haruko,so glad you included her!Some looked familiar but I couldn't place the name or show...but one looked like Rachel Moore.Anyway,tons of features,there's something for everyone here (exept disapointed pervs).Nice touch with the ***IS ON FIRE*** parody.How many times did you have to re-take the lunch tray surfing?Fuck the critics, this is a satisfying collection of random stuff.Refreshing to see something GOOD on NG these days.Keep it up!

[neanderthal]

hmmm

so you think this sucks? Then I suppose you won't mind if I'm of the same opinion.I've seen much worse however,and I have to admit the caveman made me chuckle.

[lookie lookie, fire!]

silly

Clever and stylish.Old fashioned silent films are humorous!Could use more wacky lines.

[NG Deathmatch 2]

heheh

Nobody cares about Strawberry Clock.It could have been funnier,but It was fun to watch.Here's a fun suggestion,Make the next one RETARDED ANIMAL BABIES VERSUS HAPPY TREE FRIENDS!WE'LL SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

[One Wish]

cliche

Almost everytime people try to create something meaningful,they fail,mostly because they all go about it the same way.This was no exeption.I'm just curious,what exactly is the moral of this story?That if you yell corny melodramic lines the bones and nerves in your crippled appendages will mend simply because you hurt on the inside and wish you had it easier?Or maybe it's some cliche moral like,"you can do anything you set your mind too",or "follow your dreams and everything will come out hunky-dorry?"You don't tell a crippled kid that he can do anything he sets his mind to,it's cruel,it'll screw him up when he figures out that he actually can't.It's these types of movies that make many people into idiots that believe in things that simply are not true.I'm not surprised at the high score,people eat this shit up.Sickening.

AligatorHead responds:

"One man can make a difference"

[KRUD: May Contain Peanuts]

why is the score for this so high?

It was done well, but pointless in my opinion.And some things arn't funny if you see them coming.Like that.

TmsT responds:

Yes they are, it's just that you're far too intellectually superior for the rest of us. Please, spit on us. Wipe your bottom with us. We are your inferiors.

[2 Shorts]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Son,why are you so gay? ROFL! Very funny Speed Racer spoof! I love short 7 second jokes like this.Make more, at least one! (I'm gonna go bang my wife haha!)I nearly shit my pants when the dad interrupted Speed Racer. Funny Stuff!

StealthZeus responds:

thanks

[Darkness Video Clip]

...um...

What possessed you to do this?The Darkness is a good band (I'll be seeing them in concert on June 9th) but this is just a bunch of wiggly doodles and a song.I have a dial-up connection, and you made me wait a long time to view this pointless hootenanny! Nice animation though.

[Nintendo Magic]

Ok

It was alright...laggy animation though, and really wasn't that funny in my opinion.Except how Mario and Luigi do shrooms,which is actually true.And what the hell was Soul Edge doing there? Maybe that was explained in an earlier movie,I don't know.And Was that the Master Sword on the wall?