Axem-Ranger's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Devil's Restroom]

teh ownage!!!!!11

I loved how you blew into the mic.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

What I wouldnt give for a good emoticon right now.

[... A Guy and A Girl]

*giggle* *snort*

that was funny!! The jiggling boobs really cracked me up.got me to wondering how that conversation got started.Maybe you should do a series with people talking about crazy stuff like this?

Odymind responds:

It is a series. Check out "... A Dog and A Cat." Although it's not as crazy as this one.

[Adam Fulton Tribute CT]

pointless

It kinda seems like you're mocking him.I'm not sure if he would like this...but I didn't.It's just a picture and a song,a little text at the beggining...

FourStar responds:

ok

[A Tribute to Livecorpse]

best tribute so far

finally someone puts time into a tribute.my hat's off to you sir (or madam).but the policeman laying down...was he dead?I was under the impression that Adam shot him in the leg...

SoulShadower responds:

Yeah, he was shot in the leg and the policeman was lying down..I think you'd be lying down if you hd a bullet in your calf. Sorry I didn't really clarify that.

[Flash Drawing tutorial]

thnx!!!1 i am teh nooblar!!!1

I noticed the Jenova theme,but not as good...not as powerful...anyways most of that stuff is easy to draw,but thanks.how about landscapes and animals?some artists could really use your advice you know.

5-7 responds:

This is a basic anime tutorial. . .

[One Wish]

cliche

Almost everytime people try to create something meaningful,they fail,mostly because they all go about it the same way.This was no exeption.I'm just curious,what exactly is the moral of this story?That if you yell corny melodramic lines the bones and nerves in your crippled appendages will mend simply because you hurt on the inside and wish you had it easier?Or maybe it's some cliche moral like,"you can do anything you set your mind too",or "follow your dreams and everything will come out hunky-dorry?"You don't tell a crippled kid that he can do anything he sets his mind to,it's cruel,it'll screw him up when he figures out that he actually can't.It's these types of movies that make many people into idiots that believe in things that simply are not true.I'm not surprised at the high score,people eat this shit up.Sickening.

AligatorHead responds:

"One man can make a difference"

[KRUD: May Contain Peanuts]

why is the score for this so high?

It was done well, but pointless in my opinion.And some things arn't funny if you see them coming.Like that.

TmsT responds:

Yes they are, it's just that you're far too intellectually superior for the rest of us. Please, spit on us. Wipe your bottom with us. We are your inferiors.

[2 Shorts]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Son,why are you so gay? ROFL! Very funny Speed Racer spoof! I love short 7 second jokes like this.Make more, at least one! (I'm gonna go bang my wife haha!)I nearly shit my pants when the dad interrupted Speed Racer. Funny Stuff!

StealthZeus responds:

thanks

[Bitey of Brackenwood]

Magical

This is absolutely brilliant.This movie is pure magic.I notice that in many of your movies, the main character has no mouth.I see a lot of people saying that this movie lacks a real story, but it seems like a small part of a larger story to me.I love things I perceive as bizarre, and this really takes the cake.Inspiring at the very least.I only have one small problem with it,what kind of a name is Bitey?

chluaid responds:

He had a few different names before I settled on Bitey which in the end, I think is quite memorable, simple and apt.

[Plug-a-butt]

Could have been better.

Dude, come on....I'm really disapointed in you..this could have been so much funnier.Add some satisfied customers that smile and say "Plug-A-Butt changed my life!", add a mascot, or a smiling buisness man that magically appears in the living room.Add some funny infomercial music!As it is, this cartoon semms unfinished and unfunny due to it's blandness.Re-do it and Re-submit it as a longer and more complete version, and you'll get a much better score.

McSqueeb responds:

Yeah...maybe. I'll do it sometime but I wasn't really doing this seriously. A friend asked me to make this idea into a flash and so I spent an hour doing just that. I might make it better some day. I wanted some better music but I couldn't find any :(. Oh well.
p.S I don't care about the score of this but nice ideas lol.